Splinter, Radical Rat (Showcase) (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) (251)
Normal - NM
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Fat Ass [Unhinged]
| Set: | Unhinged |
| Type: | Creature — Donkey Shaman |
| Rarity: | Common |
| Cost: | 4G |
| Colors: | G |
Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
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